believes the lie

You think Angry is nice
but Angry's a stranger.

You think Angry's your friend
but Angry is danger.

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

(Source: penceyprepofficial)

yesiamthenaija:

Niggas is walking around with their asses hanging out of their pants, but crop tops are gay and unacceptable………….

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2headedsnake:

Oliver Grunewald

Night photography of volcanoes in Indonesia

(Source: lostineminor.com)

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

methskum:

boomerstarkiller67:

The Vader Project

(Source: youtube.com)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

thesassyblacknerd:

a-hylian-at-heart:

But seriously though…the Groose is loose…that would actually be awesome!

Im all about bringing the propain!

(Source: juggernautcollective)