me: otters are evil and very dangerous and they are planning for world domination
yall: no way dude otters are adorable and they would never hurt us
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
This is so true it’s not even funny.
"Haha you’ll probably name your baby naruto" um no????? Wtf??????? Why would I name a baby after someone they could never even compare to????? Why would I set a baby up for failure like that
PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!
also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
probably not try to educate/watch over 30 or so teenagers while underpaid
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME
The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?
Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.
…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it.
That second tweet is fucking scary. He’s literally citing that shameful statistic like he’s proud of it.
Ronin by Daniel Joustra.
Some of y’all need to write “My ancestors were not from egypt” on the chalkboard 2000 times…
why y’all so ashamed of west africa?
Why y’all hate it so much?
Because Egypt is the only kingdom they will ever know in passing. They wont actually look up west African kingdoms
In addition to that laziness, there’s the appeal of the glamorization of ancient Egypt, and the erroneous mindset that since ancient Egypt is the only African civilization that gets that treatment, that it is also the only one worth gushing over.